coffee guzzlers cafe

Ragu 20-Aug-22 08:18 PM

Oh no

Same here

20:18

Cold is the best

Saiki

good weather today innit

I have a pretty good British accent

Ragu

I have a pretty good British accent

You still have yet yo show me it

i don't, i'm not even british, i just moved here

After all these weeks

Saiki

i don't, i'm not even british, i just moved here

False brit

damn spotted me out

Saiki

i don't, i'm not even british, i just moved here

I can teach you

sure, how much per hour?

20:20

or i could play a few notes on the guitar for each sesh

20:20

(i don't know any full songs)

Wow

20:22

Teach me some notes then

well, there is EADGBE

It takes so long to dry my hair

Eddie Ate Dynamite Goodbye Eddie

20:24

20:25

is ur hair rly long?

20:26

just go full baldy mode, Andrew Tate will consider you a gigachad and welcome you into his mansion

Nah he’s bald lmaoo

20:27

Don’t let him lie to u

what hair is he drying then? lmfaooo

His face pubes

he probably gets a lot of acne from holding the dryer to his face that long

20:28

Arse tomato

Lmaoo

20:29

Any comments @Chad

he got enough of us

20:30

he' s never gonna talk to us again

20:30

20:31

Me rn

You absolutely

20:31

Unearthyl

20:31

Witch

Unearthly**

Stfu hahaha

:))

never heard a description as accurate as that before

I have long hair yes

perfectly encapsulates her personality

Evil witch*

long hair is slayyyy yuss

If you scroll for days in the selfie channel you can find it

well i can just filter searches and find you instantly

20:34

20:35

that is very long, but it looks really nice

20:35

must be a pain to maintain thou

20:37

i have patience for a lot of things but i'm never gonna leave my hair long as much as i am tempted to

Saiki

must be a pain to maintain thou

Aye it fucking is sometimes

20:39

Worse thing is I'm still letting it grow till I don't like it lmao

what is the max length you would let it grow?

20:40

is there a cap

Until I dislike the length lmao

owo cookie @crona

| chronoa! You got a cookie from sumi! nom nom nom c:<

idk i'm a fan of multitasking so wiping the floor with your hair by just walking to the kitchen sounds enticing to me

20:50

whats the context there

Taken always bringing in the good stuff

20:51

no context makes it better

sumi

whats the context there

Idk sauce is 415826

Saiki

no context makes it better

Context is Uruguay

ruined

20:52

Oh no

20:54

okay so context was she came over to his house to play games

20:55

and she always sits in ways that her panties show

20:55

and he couldn't stop looking

21:04

Going to play Bannelord

Thwonks

21:17

Last workday of the week yeet

21:17

Definitely gonna stream destiny 2 at Starbucks tomorrow lol

21:20

Oh shit the suns brighter now oof

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21:53

sumi is an nhentai user

no lol i just searched for context on that

21:53

My dawg yo (edited)

looks menacing

@sumi you should get arrested for posting nsfw in general

22:00

youre the discord police

22:00

do something

22:00

Had the urge to kick u for a second

22:01

But crona would get angry (edited)

22:05

Oh

22:05

22:05

ur unkickable

22:05

zamn

22:05

i can do anything

22:05

follow no rules

22:06

22:06

I will find a way

22:06

u can try

I’m in the car but I finally have to shit

22:10

Help

Uh

22:11

Uhh

22:11

Do you have any cups or water bottles

poop in bag

That's what my dad does sometimes

or pull over and let it rip on side of the road then drive away quickly

Datura

That's what my dad does sometimes

22:12

your dad shits in cuos

Is that true

cups

Datura

That's what my dad does sometimes

I’m concerned

id be impressed to see him shit in a water bottle without dropping any

Oops

the hole is so small

Liquid shits

22:13

i need to witness

Ok nasty

just buss out diarrhea into the bottle using a funnel as to not drop any

22:15

it's good fertiliser

im pooping rn

poopoo gang

22:16

22:18

absolutely based

22:18

pov as he's sitting on the throne

22:19

flexing

before someone asks

22:20

the piece of toilet paper is to rest the goblin on so it doesn't touch the toilet seat

i just wrap paper all around the seat everytime ending up clogging the toilet's lungs

L AO

22:22

HAHSG

22:23

I feel ur pain

Atleast Sumi dint take pics of shit and flexin on its size (edited)

22:25

I have a friend that does that

@sumi

22:25

Look at ur name

22:25

Idk who did it but I feel like I got some kind of revenge

Astarune

I have a friend that does that

WHAT

what is thisss

EGEGESHAH

soleil

WHAT

Yeah he sends it on the group chat

Astarune

Atleast Sumi dint take pics of shit and flexin on its size (edited)

don't give him ideas

22:27

soon ur friend and Sumi will do a competition on that

It's already ingrained in his mind

Actually Im encouraging him

He’s the type of person to do it

He is destined monkey

huha monke

monke always living its best life

22:28

i respect it

He sent his cloudy pee once

it WASNT cloudy

I still can’t recover from that image

22:28

IT WAS

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Wtf is that thing hanging off the toilet

22:28

Don't tell me u have toilet paper for dick?

Taken*

Don't tell me u have toilet paper for dick?

yes

he does

22:29

keepin the boongaloo away from the microbes

i said it abit lower

22:29

"before someone asks"

So goblin meant that

oh

I’ve been trying to make sense

Sumi u never send feet pic tho

im not a WHORE

We literally seen ur hairy thighs

yea but feet is different

sumi

id be impressed to see him shit in a water bottle without dropping any

Practice and Keigel exercises

props to your dad

downloading a driver update

00:27

it's piss time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKzX2T87xrg

Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship

BKFC 27 Free Prelim Fights | Live!

01:15

oh nice

01:17

i love bare knuckle boxing

This is like watching hugging bears

01:18

Oh, one of them bleeds already in a span of 30 seconds

prelims are hit or miss

01:19

main card is when the good fights come

01:19

https://youtu.be/PI3q7oEW2jQ

Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship

BKFC 26 Full Highlights!

01:20

this was past event

Didn't know these things are legal

01:20

They watched more anime than I ever did

01:21

Before entering the match

01:22

At the point where I watch (~06:00) this is like 5lvl vs 90lvl gamer (edited)

he got fucked up

02:11

How is everyone doing

4

3

Thank you emoji people

1

02:24

I'm doing okay-ish

02:24

Had car problems that were kinda sucky but I think the sucky times are behind us now

what was wrong with it

Whole front end

Had to get new tires and fix a broken control arm

02:25

Yes haha you too Soleil

02:25

Wait accidentally clicked that stupid emoji

C:

Ignore

02:26

OwO pat @soleil

Datura pets soleil! There there!

1

Datura

Had to get new tires and fix a broken control arm

nice

Hmm feel like I don't talk here enough

02:27

02:28

Now u guys tell me about your day while I listen

02:28

Or else

just been watching videos and stuff on the INTERNET

02:29

waiting til UFC starts

02:29

to gamble on some fights

02:29

Nice

02:29

Hope they beat the piss out of each other

02:29

And you profit from jt

thanks dat

02:29

me too

Datura

Or else

I watched YouTube,I bathed,watched more stuff,pat the cat,danced,eat stuff

pat the cat

02:30

Didn't sleep cuz mosquitoes, more like I went to other room to sleep last time. Saw a dead hornet on the floor, felt sad. Probably finally done the whole flat renovation. PROBABLY

02:31

02:31

Having pain in the back 'cause I'm silly

02:32

Playing games or sitting doing something all day long

sumi

pat the cat

Bulut

But yesterday I too went to the remote garden plot on a bike to take some onions and some dills for the cold red beets soup.

02:35

Ate like kings for two days straight now

02:35

Uoou-Not-the-egg

Ate like kings for two days straight now

Uooaoaaaa

02:35

Nicee

Uoou-Not-the-egg

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(not my photo, only visuals) PepeSadFlower

02:35

02:36

Taste so goood

pink sauce

cold red beets soup is amainsing

02:36

Uoou-Not-the-egg

Click to see attachment 🖼️

We just never place eggs inside the soup

02:37

It's really unnecessary

What about the pink sauce

02:38

02:38

Is this a new trend

What’s the pink sauce

It's actually pretty dangerous to eat i think

02:40

You can get botulism and food poisoning because the way it's packaged and shipped and it's ingredients

02:40

Don't eat da pink sauce

soleil

I watched YouTube,I bathed,watched more stuff,pat the cat,danced,eat stuff

Tell pat the cat i said hi

Yesss

02:40

Bricky joined the server. 21-Aug-22 03:05 AM

Bricky

Joined the server.

03:05

hi

03:05

hi hi hi hi hi hi

hello my friend

hello

03:05

how r you doin

dope, currently eating

03:06

wby

amazing

Very dope indeed

Bricky

wby

Chillin

shi

03:06

nvm

03:06

how was ur day

@Datura

Pat?

She liked the offered pats

03:06

Hehe

owo cookie @sumi

Pat

owo cuddle @sumi

chronoa cuddles sumi~ adorable!

I'll give him one on your behalf

3

If he promises to stop showing that video of the guy fucking the alien

FOR REAL.

holy shit

03:07

can i see it

Otherwise sol gets it

can i see the vid