coffee guzzlers cafe

whis lync

09:48

x

frog eggs

I said so

09:49

Stinky frog

Ragu

nyaknyaknyak

frog eggs

nyaknyaknyak

Hmph

souplord joined the server. 26-Aug-22 09:54 AM

souplord

Joined the server.

09:55

hi

Hi

what's up cutie

Just checking out new servers and this one caught my attention

we are a good server so you're in luck

09:56

we talk about butts and sometimes other things

frog eggs

we talk about butts and sometimes other things

My favorite subject

Ragu

Hmph

I'm gonna go on walk think the jelly will still be there

frog eggs

we talk about butts and sometimes other things

That’s just u

09:58

The ass man

nahnuh

09:58

ok ass woman

frog eggs

I'm gonna go on walk think the jelly will still be there

I hope so

09:58

If it is

09:58

Send a pic

of course

09:59

hopefully the rest of the flesh is off the skeleton of its still there

frog eggs

hopefully the rest of the flesh is off the skeleton of its still there

What

wdym

What exactly are you talking about

Lmaoo

souplord

What exactly are you talking about

He makes cool stuff with bones

I'm hot like that

Flesh off the skeleton why not just take the skeleton home it's free body parts

10:00

Sell rest on the black market

souplord

Flesh off the skeleton why not just take the skeleton home it's free body parts

my parents don't want the body at home if skin is still on

Just leave it in the garage before someone else takes it home

I live in an apartment we don't have a garage

Leave it in the hallway then

10:02

With a note

ok

After so long I finally found one

wdym

I found a server where people actually talk and sound cool

oh yes

10:04

we are cool

Last 13 were all dead

I'm probably the coolest here but the others aren't bad either

Well time will tell with that since I have yet to meet them

also this is a dating server so don't forget to find a cute girl

frog eggs

I'm probably the coolest here but the others aren't bad either

speaking of girl you could talk to here is ragu

frog eggs

also this is a dating server so don't forget to find a cute girl

I'll just put a pin in that for now

I have a dick

1

that's hot

I’m a lesbian

Ragu

I have a dick

Very cool

Ragu

I’m a lesbian

call me drake then

souplord

Very cool

I lied tbh

ok bye

im so hungry

Wut

i have shrimp, green beans with rice butim so hungry

Ragu

I lied tbh

But why

crona

i have shrimp, green beans with rice butim so hungry

Butim?

oh theres also baby portabella mushrooms

I’m stupid

crona

oh theres also baby portabella mushrooms

That's alot more then what I had all day lol

Ello (edited)

Chad

Ello (edited)

What's good

souplord

What's good

Aye not much, just got woken up by a massive fuckin bang but I'm vibin

Chad

Aye not much, just got woken up by a massive fuckin bang but I'm vibin

Go to sleep

Chad

Aye not much, just got woken up by a massive fuckin bang but I'm vibin

Was it fireworks?

did ya read the message?

souplord

Was it fireworks?

Nah no idea tbh

10:14

Couldve been something to do with the construction near by, maybe something collapsed

Chad

Couldve been something to do with the construction near by, maybe something collapsed

What time of day is it for you?

Ragu

Go to sleep

Fookin make me

souplord

What time of day is it for you?

3am

As a construction worker no noise can be made before 8am and nothing over a certain volume after 10pm so something could have collapsed or failed

Nah I mean like

10:16

It was a hella loud bang not normal construction shit

Depending on where you live but I won't ask since that's just weird

Good ole england

Oh your overseas

Few months ago someones boiler fuckin exploded

10:17

Shit was so fuckin loud

Chad

It was a hella loud bang not normal construction shit

Loud bang maybe a car accident

souplord

Loud bang maybe a car accident

Couldve been, I got no idea tbh

10:18

Would be funny if I walk out tomorrow n see a building in rubble hahahaha

If it's 3am are you sure you don't want to get some sleep?

Chad

Would be funny if I walk out tomorrow n see a building in rubble hahahaha

That would be haha

Yeah I'll pass out soon tbh

10:18

I'm used to late nights

Chad

Yeah I'll pass out soon tbh

I will myself soon it's just after 9pm but I'm very tired

Aye once i find work again imma be feeling dead constantly lmao

Chad

Aye once i find work again imma be feeling dead constantly lmao

Did you work before? What did you do for a job?

I was a welder

10:20

12hr shifts

Chad

I was a welder

Oh shit that's awesome

Aye it is

I've tried it once but I dident care for it mainly because I dident know what I was doing lol

If I can find a good company I'll be lucky as the last one I worked for was shit

souplord

I've tried it once but I dident care for it mainly because I dident know what I was doing lol

Do ya know what type of welding it was

Chad

Do ya know what type of welding it was

It was a shank of some kind that needed to be welded back together

Tig? Mig?

Oh that I have no idea

Did ya hold a long rod

I held a handle that had a long rod on it (edited)

Couldve been tig

10:23

Stick js where ya have a stick in one hand n the gun in the other

I'm not opposed to trying it again but I'm way to busy right now (edited)

Mig is the easiest but man the amount of sparks n shit god damn, many burns

10:24

Mainly due to shitty equipment

Also the sounds kinda thru me off like I couldn't focus

Yeah some welding is loud

10:24

Mig is ear rape fuckin hell

10:24

I'd just blast music lmao

That would be a great idea ngl

Aye my helmet hid my earphones which was perfect

10:25

Just ya boi dancin waitin for material, the managers must've thought I was insane

I had one of those big face shields on and that little spot you look out of was scratched to shit which dident help

Yeah nah ya always gotta have fresh screens

10:26

For the amount we did they'd get so dirty so quickly

stonks

After my attempt I just said it wasn't for me so now I just have someone else do it, it saves me time so it's a win

Chad

For the amount we did they'd get so dirty so quickly

Pretty sure the one I had was over 15 years old and all original lol

Yeah some older helmets are bitches to replace the screens, luckily the newer ones ya only need to loosen two screws

Frog walk faster

My helmet was fuckin cool

Chad

Yeah some older helmets are bitches to replace the screens, luckily the newer ones ya only need to loosen two screws

So much easier

I forced em to order me a brand new one

10:29

My coworkers were jealous lmao

Chad

I forced em to order me a brand new one

While I've had the same hard hat for over 4 years lol

The one I was given was like dangerous levels

10:30

Fumes were getting inside

That's very dangerous

Aye it is

10:30

That place was so shit

10:31

Literally had to grab a box to show them it says can cause brain damage so they would order me a new one

Good thing you left

Aye I handed in my two weeks, gave my gear to the welder I taught n never stayed for my final weeks lmao

@Chad werent u gonna sleep

I was

10:32

But then I started talking about welding

crona

@Chad werent u gonna sleep

We're having a very nice conversation

i need sumi to motherbird milk in my mouth this food is too spicy

Wot the

Um did I read that right

Ya did hahahaha

Good it wasn't just me lol

Get used to it this server is wonderful

I already like it

10:34

Is anyone here a fan of sports at all?

u on discord bruh

10:35

u expect anyone to liek anyting but games LMAO'

I play airsoft

10:35

Guess that's a sport

yea

crona

u expect anyone to liek anyting but games LMAO'

Eh it's worth a shot

my bestie wants to get into it but idk

10:35

looks like it hurts :(

That depends on which sport

Airsoft?

I haven't done airsoft (edited)

Or just sports in general

souplord

I haven't done airsoft (edited)

It's so fun

10:36

Until ya get the cunts

10:36

But a few rounds to the bollocks sorts em out quickly

I've been invited to go once and I feel I'd be good at it but I don't have any of my own equipment

Some places you can rent

10:38

Ya get a mask, gun n bbs

10:38

All ya need tbh

I'd rather buy instead of rent tbh

Here in the UK it's 45 quid for a full day and renting the equipment

But then I'd have to juggle a bunch of different things I can't commit to everything

Chad

Here in the UK it's 45 quid for a full day and renting the equipment

I don't understand quid 45 is either a steal or I'm paying off another mortgage

souplord

I don't understand quid 45 is either a steal or I'm paying off another mortgage

45£

10:39

Hella cheap

Chad

Hella cheap

I trust you

Buying ya own guns can be like 100 - 1000 depending on what you get

I'd rather spend alittle more and get something good

Aye its what I'm planning on doing once I'm working again

10:40

Gonna get some proper shit

Cheezit nachos

1

10:40

The meal of a proud madman

Chad

Aye its what I'm planning on doing once I'm working again

Work as much as you can that's basically the only advice I have

Lucky I'm hella good with money

10:41

Stopped working in may

E

Chad

Lucky I'm hella good with money

Gotta keep on top of those finances

Spent around 2k since then, that's with a festival and a trip to Bulgaria with the bois

Arcturus425

Cheezit nachos

It's to late to eat and now I feel hungry damn it

souplord

It's to late to eat and now I feel hungry damn it

EHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Chad

Spent around 2k since then, that's with a festival and a trip to Bulgaria with the bois

Omg I need to travel again I haven't been on a trip in 9 years

souplord

Omg I need to travel again I haven't been on a trip in 9 years

Man get out in the world, so much to see

How was Bulgaria?

Ah man it was a beautiful place

10:43

Mountains were amazing

Chad

Man get out in the world, so much to see

I want to see the states alittle and visit Wisconsin dells

10:43

I'm more of a road trip I'd rather drive then fly

souplord

I want to see the states alittle and visit Wisconsin dells

If I can learn to pipe weld I'd be able to travel the world n work at the same time

10:44

They also make hella bank

I bet

10:44

I wouldn't know unfortunately

Unfortunately it's like, hella hard

Wanna trade jobs for a day lol

Aye what do ya do?

I'm a heavy equipment operator/truck driver

That sounds fun but I wouldn't trust myself

It's fun but also you have to rely on alot of trust from others or else it can be easily fatal

Aye the day I'm on that job I'd be locked away

Oh my

10:47

Not fatal by hitting someone or running over someone but it's while excavating there's all those underground utilities, some can be unmarked (edited)

Rip ig I’ll never know

Arcturus425

Cheezit nachos

What the heck

11:01

Is this a thing?

11:01

Also I swear I ily eat nachos

idk i did it like once last year

11:02

tho imma play destiny 2 now

Alrighty

@frog eggs WAS THE JAM THERE OR NOT

Ragu

@frog eggs WAS THE JAM THERE OR NOT

11:41

the jam no longer remains

Someone ate it

11:43

It was you!!

Ragu

It was you!!

sorry I got hungry

frog eggs

sorry I got hungry

I’m sure u were eating my pickles smh

12:10

which is it

12:10

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

ok what's the answer

12:12

you be squirtin? or u on the cream team? what color the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? its tight? how many fingers u use? what it taste like? can i smell it? is it warm? its real juicy? do it drip? you be moaning?

Don’t guys technically only squirt

I'd say guys cream more cause yknow

Ok if u have dick then jeez

12:16

Since we r getting technical tsk tsk

dick and BALLS

frog eggs

I'd say guys cream more cause yknow

But sometimes it gets everywhere…

Maybe penis havers can do both

12:17

Hmmmm

yeah but the stuff that goes up is closer to cream team than liquidy piss like stuff

True but like it squirts

12:17

Like a water gun

shoots ropes

Most of the time

12:17

Sometimes y’all be leaky faucets

well not everyone has a cannon some people it just sorta dribbles out

what if ur balls are blue

12:18

frog eggs

well not everyone has a cannon some people it just sorta dribbles out

Did u take offense to that sir

tongue

I love blueberries

the bluer your balls the stronger the cannon

Ragu

Did u take offense to that sir

nah I don't have that issue

12:18

I mean

12:19

awooga

12:19

while not a girl personally imo cream team vs squirt team is less about how it leaves the body but more about what leaves the body

12:19

which is why I'd consider dick and ball Havers as cream team

Fair point

what's your take on it

12:20

when that bussy caramel

1

I’m a coochie haver who likes Peener so ig my take may be different

12:21

ONLY BC

12:21

I see it as how it leaves (edited)

I see I see

But idk

12:22

I’m questioning

12:22

yall wise

I'm a scholar

Tbh I feel like someone could pee and a the dick haver would think they squirt lmao

yeah probably

I also learned that for a coochie haver you can acquire the skill

12:23

I don’t think dudes can (edited)

12:24

I mean obviously

the skill to squirt team or pee

So maybe u r right after all

frog eggs

the skill to squirt team or pee

1st option

12:24

Everyone pees frog

12:24

That’s not a skill

I forgot

That’s a necessity

frog eggs

I forgot

I gotchu

tongue

yall wise

Shush u r 2

thanks fkr reminding me

Anytime bb

12:26

as far as I know dick Havers do not have that skill or at least I have yet to learn it

Coochies are better that’s why

idk if I'd go that far

It’s true

for certain aspects I'd concede that they are better but does the bad outway the good

We experience it better and longer than u

for the naughty parts I'd say cooch wins

12:28

more versatile, longer lasting, stronger feeling

12:29

however for the most part there is the downside of sitting while peeing and periodsv a_HmmmThinking