coffee guzzlers cafe

Here u go

05:42

@frog eggs

Ragu

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MONCH

Ragu

Ok one sec

05:43

I'm the girl in this

me

I-

idk what you expected

U were supposed to be hurt

05:46

Offended

well instead I sucked your finger

Ragu

U were supposed to be hurt

facing the wrong way

Chad

facing the wrong way

Shut ur mouth

Ragu

Shut ur mouth

make me

Bottom

damn right

me

lino~

Bottom

Ur a bottom

05:49

Wowww

Ragu

Ur a bottom

so are you

No

Ragu

No

mhm yeah keep telling yaself that

Rood

Awww

05:56

That’d be me

05:56

I’m the bitch

green one?

05:56

lol

No brown

05:57

Clearly

righttt sjfj

@Ragu ok so first you find the hot guy then you dm him eight

06:00

right

06:01

ssay what's good shortstuff then message him cool pictures

06:01

stuff like animals

06:01

and money

Oh

06:01

So I have to pay him to like me

no no you don't give him money

06:02

you just let him know you're financially independent and won't leech off him

06:03

also don't talk about scat

Ah ok ok

06:03

What if I’ve done these things and it still doesn’t work

get their height and since they'll probably be shorter just make fun of them

06:04

block after

Ragu

this may also change the outcome where he then likes u more

U give bad advice

no I don't tf

06:07

I give great relationship advice

No

06:08

Bad

soutce

06:09

source

Right here

06:11

you're just mad my flirting skills are better than yours

True

how long does it take for people to fall in love

2 weeks if you're me

when i was younger id develop a crush over the course of like over a month

1

for ppl to fall in love towards me not the other way around

but now it takes ma long ass time

idk

like

06:17

has to be around a year now idk

People don’t fall in love with me muahahaha

06:17

I’d say it takes me a while to feel that way

what if i said

06:17

IM

06:17

IN

06:17

sane

That’s ok

06:21

I’m gonna start imagining a partner

weym

06:21

like am imaginary friend but imaginary boyfriend

Yeah

06:22

Exactly

ive had likw

06:26

a few dates in middle/ high school

06:26

but it felt like it wasnt DEEP you knw

06:26

everything felt like it wasnt the real thing u feel me

dates are a bit overrated

i mean i meant like

06:27

relationships but like

06:27

i say date cuz it was dating

06:27

idk i just wouldnt use a word like that cuz it felt small

06:28

it wasnt too serious yknow

06:28

iom hungry

06:28

who wants to get a snack with me

06:29

@sumi u want something from my fridge

06:29

i have cookies

I would but I already ate a snack

im at wome japanese good place

huh

06:30

wome

Womb

aomw

Um

wwao,m

06:30

,mome

06:30

wam

06:30

mom2w

06:30

waemo"'

BALD

R u still bald

Yeaahhh

06:51

Imma be bald forever

they found Eliza Fletcher, she is unfortunately dead

Saddd

who

Whom

Billionaire heiress

07:14

she was kidnapped in front of my school

Oh shit

It was me, she’s in my house

No she was found at an abandon house I think

yes she was, but she was kidnapped in front of the school

07:24

on central

How long have she gone missing?

a few days

Ooh noee, they probs won't found the killer then

07:26

I think

they did actually

WOH

they found him before they even found her body

07:26

there were cameras EVERYWHERE where he grabbed her

07:27

literally right in front of the university

Oowwhh, that makes sense

07:28

Coz I read somewhere once, if u kill someone and manage to hid the body more than 3 days there is a 80% they won't found you (edited)

the news here did not mention that her family is billionaires. i wonder why

07:28

i found that out from national papers

07:29

her family owns the largest privately owned hardlines distributor in at least the US

07:30

website says world

IM STILL AWAKE

Wats going on there

idk ehes just pretyy

Don't let Crona see this

hshf

08:12

its okay

i respect sumi

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hello\

hru

I'm alright you?

oh

09:04

hi

hello

wlvodme

09:05

welcome

thanks you

new people's

correct

yes

I'm new

same

I'm a newborn

hahac

i was born todat

09:05

today

Nice

ban gim

Welcome to the world

18+ sevrrr

ty

09:06

where's the president

09:06

i want to challenge them to a pvp battle

hsfd

09:07

here

theres no pres here

or maybe the president was the friends we made along the way

09:07

where da admin

me

no admin

you

09:07

1v1 final destination fox only no items best of 3

idk what that is

melee stuff

Cok

ill melle

09:09

yex

wut

il meeelee

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Joined the server.

sumi

ill melle

ok hop on melee

11:12

my slippi tag is CRON#906

i dont hav switch

its pc

11:13

ill show u the ropes sumi

11:13

make u the best na

o

suimiiiii

11:15

i will

11:15

make u the best

11:15

youll be known as like

11:16

an unranked menace

11:16

the name will put those in fear

11:16

youll be the living myth

Imma draw more cute skeletons

11:54

I'm having the masculine urge to lewd everything that stand on 2 legs

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chad behaviour

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@Ragu are you still awake

@Ragu loser

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>be me >write this absolutely glorious 10,000 word erotica in april of this year that included ancient greece and the crusades >posted it on discord >discord server vanished >god hell no i don't want to have to write it all over again

14:48

>been searching for 3 hours, i think i was b_chocke

enough to have typed it all in discord and not saved it anywhere else

14:49

tongue

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It only exist in ur memmory now, which makes it special :3 (edited)

18:00

That's the problem it does not

18:01

If it did, he would have rewritten it all (edited)

frog eggs

@Ragu loser

I’m sorry

19:09

I trieddd

19:09

But I got bored

Trust me I’m upset too

Oops

20:46

Wtf

20:46

Oh

20:47

Nvm

20:47

Brug

nani

2

2

Wha

Just discord being

20:58

Laggy

20:58

And buggy

20:58

And annoying

20:58

21:00

This is all day long since the drastic Discord app update

Unfortunately

Have u ever been in love so much ur fart smells like strawberry

21:13

I mean wat

LMAO

21:16

what

Astarune

Have u ever been in love so much ur fart smells like strawberry

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My pee is pink (edited)

sell it

Eboy pee sparkling water (edited)

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Good morning uwu

goodmorning my femboys, and ragu

21:46

I’m not a femboy

ello ello

Peppers

goodmorning my femboys, and ragu

and lino

Slay

how are we all

some of my stufents disnt know where the middle east was

22:05

so

how

okay so far today

Chad

how

american idk, showed them on a map tho

fairs

how are tous

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THE QUEEN MAY BE DYING HELL YEAH

Took her long enough. soupbowl

aye

22:08

Germany

22:08

poziel

22:08

i know one german sentence

XD

22:09

I'm not German. lul

Who are y

bei mir bist du shein

I'm a historian with an eye for German things. soupbowl

mm

22:09

another historian

22:10

self learning or taught?

Both.

si

Soon clashes between two historians

22:10

A contest of titans. FeuerFrei

my qualifications are in the americas, its what i teach most

I know enough about America to not get shot by anyone. bonk