coffee guzzlers cafe

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

WHERE WAS THAT M E A N T TO BE ACCEPTED

Where ppl don’t care about my kankles

so my dms

Deleted User

Where ppl don’t care about my kankles

What lmfao

I have fat ankles

Didn’t know that was a qualifier

Hehehe

hmm

Deleted User

I have fat ankles

considering your history on what you consider fat about yourself I don't believe you

Mfs really be rating the ANKLES DOE

09:08

Like that’s the main focus

Ouchie

truly

dancing

wtf did his leg just do

The yoinky sploinkt

09:14

grievous

09:15

❤️

Dats cool

Wtf

09:15

my room is so cool

09:16

some would say it's the coolest room

I agree

09:16

I see ur lights

no that's my sisters light

Cool jackets

Epic gamer light

the jackets are also my sisters

09:18

basically I only have the TV and lizards

Dammit

and my chair

The switch?

the gaming stuff is mine

hi crona

Hi cronaaa

You’re a lizard harry a lizardd

09:31

bored

Suh

Don’t be bored

09:53

That’s bad

yeah

hi

ribbit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960361672508309595/990442756805623858/trim.7A602698-7FDE-4C3C-905D-F0A1A9AAC4E6.mov

lmao, this reminds me of this one super talkative person in another server that i lurk in

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they always send super long stream of consciousness messages

too long for me tbg

11:06

tbh

true don't got 'nuff brain cells

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849750633967910942/990153522215546910/chat_leaked.mp4

So who’s who

I'm the opening sequence

I’m 5th hehe

I'm Bateman

frog eggs

I'm Bateman

Holy shit lmao

11:31

How yo handgun do that cuz

i'm ryan gosling because i'm not smart enough to avoid getting caught like those investment bankers

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

How yo handgun do that cuz

sigma mindset

Grim is the joker

im grim

11:33

hell naw

You're in the video

I AM

11:34

THATS ME

YEAH

11:38

Also I just stomped a fucking fly with my bare foot

frog eggs

I'm Bateman

NO I SAID IT FIRST

I am the stepper of souls

Suck my toe

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

Also I just stomped a fucking fly with my bare foot

Mmmm mommy

Frame 1 ceased to exist

Deleted User

NO I SAID IT FIRST

I'm more sigma

That mf dead as hell

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

Also I just stomped a fucking fly with my bare foot

hey I'm a fly

frog eggs

I'm more sigma

I LOVE TALKING IN ALL CAPS CUZ MY VOICE IS SMOL AND ITS HARD FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR ME

frog eggs

hey I'm a fly

️

11:40

Get out of my walls

This is your only warning

Deleted User

Click to see attachment 🖼️

quit crying before I eat yo7r testicle

DO IT

11:41

I don’t want it anyways

1

bet

11:41

which one can I have

OH SHIT

Deleted User

Click to see attachment 🖼️

What's that s'posed to mean

you can have my testicle if you want

mfw all of sumi server's gifs that i favorited are gone now too

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

What's that s'posed to mean

Shhhh don’t ask questions

Mr. Pibb

you can have my testicle if you want

deal

god sumi really did a stinky

frog eggs

deal

it's real tiny

oh

i hope you can get more use out of it than i have

11:42

it's the size of a raisin

smol bol

not even a yogurt covered one

wrinkly

dried raisin or normal

very dry

pee is stored in the raisins (edited)

Pee is stored in the brain guys

11:44

Stop this nonsense

Deleted User

Shhhh don’t ask questions

Stopit ur turning me on

what nice young men

Deleted User

Stopit ur turning me on

?!

i wanna go hooome

same

Hehe I love that sound

11:46

where are you

not home

aw

frog eggs

?!

WAT

Deleted User

Stopit ur turning me on

Good

Deleted User

WAT

if that's what you're into ibwokt judge

Ur judging me rn

11:46

I’m crying

am not

Look what u made me do

11:46

IM CRYING

11:47

I’m crying so hard it’s coming out of my ears

DON'T CRY

11:47

Ew god I'm getting a tissue

this will be you soon, frog

@Deleted User I support you

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delete this now

frog flambe

Horrendous gif

they're just disappearing into her

EAT FROG EAR FROG

Delete

EAT FROG EAT FROG

KINKY

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EAT FROG

11:48

YASSS

️

11:48

frog and chips

time to dine

1 Blocked Message

Finest bri'ish cuisine

So yum yum in my tum tum

frog eggs

1 Blocked Message

Bing Bong

11:49

Anyone home

11:49

JOE BYRON

joooo bidin

11:49

joooo bidin

Also

11:50

I love how everyone appears offline

we do be hiding from our demons doe

11:50

@frog eggs

JOE?!

11:50

JOE MAMA

BAHAHAHAHA

11:51

U really got me there

11:51

Oh man

11:51

Knee slapper even

@frog eggs ok im sorry can u unblock me

11:51

frog u there

11:51

got flies for u

11:51

yummy flies

He cry

lol

11:51

Deleted User

U really got me there

Got you where they won't find your body

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

Got you where they won't find your body

Sweet!!!

Thanks man

11:52

I really appreciate it

11:53

Am I with pennywise now?

we all float down here

11:54

Take me awayyyy

11:54

A secret placeee

Aw hell

setting my status to online legit makes me feel vulnerable

Huh?

I just like being able to nope out of conversations with no suspicion

when they all think you fell off the face of the earth haha

11:55

11:56

when they didn't forgor you

aw hell

Deleted User

@frog eggs

blocked

2

They don't forgor

11:56

People going MIA is scary

i'm sorry for being mean frog wat can i do to make u feel better

11:57

besides my cat

Sus

@Deleted User ughhh i got these cherry tomatoes which are like 4 days ripe

12:00

and they're all squishy

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

They don't forgor

but sometimes u really wish they would forgor

tongue

i'm sorry for being mean frog wat can i do to make u feel better

buy me nitro

I don’t like cherry tomatoes

12:03

Gross

frog eggs

blocked

U wouldn’t DAREEE

i would

DO IT

LMFAO

Deleted User

I don’t like cherry tomatoes

tomatoes are my favorite fruit. i eat them like apples

Mr. Pibb

tomatoes are my favorite fruit. i eat them like apples

Howww

idk they taste really good to me

Deleted User

DO IT

1 Blocked Message

if i eat too much it upsets my stomach though

It’s a sign

12:05

They r

12:05

IT IS TRUE I HAVE BEEN BLOCKED

Deleted User

IT IS TRUE I HAVE BEEN BLOCKED

3 Blocked Messages

Deleted User

They r

everything upsets my stomach

12:08

Goodbye soldiers

12:08

I must now rest my face balls

12:08

And hopefully never wake up

12:08

We shall see tomorrow

godspeed brother

1

merry mimis

mimis

Deleted User

We shall see tomorrow

I might unblock

12:10

by then

LMFAO BLOCKED

do you guys ever catch feelings for someone online

12:20

Deleted User

do you guys ever catch feelings for someone online

no.

Deleted User

do you guys ever catch feelings for someone online

I am not at liberty to disclose that information

3

i wish i was the same

why

dont like the feeling

Deleted User

dont like the feeling

are you doing okay?

:)

Deleted User

do you guys ever catch feelings for someone online

ye i did tfw worried about being too clingy even online also i have never continued an online relationship into IRL before so dunno how that would work (edited)

12:45

way too much effort better to just lie down and rot

12:45

12:45

also i live in the middle of nowhere

12:45

and i'm very ugly

and you use discord

yeah true everything else is savable but being a discord user is beyond saving

true

12:48

my first mistake was trusting anyone tbh

Ciieeeeee neng Kon

13:07

Siapa hayooo

Deleted User

do you guys ever catch feelings for someone online

Oh Jesus who do you like now

My friends are ignoring me

2

Mr. Pibb

My friends are ignoring me

Whats uup

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13:23

hi may

13:24

how'd you find our server (which tag I mean)

13:28

I see I see

13:29

would you like to partake in a short server interview

13:29

it's not required though

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13:29

Helloooo

13:29

Welcomee

What up

Frog! Do it

13:29

Ask the questions

ok

Its our tradition

@ℝ𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕖 are you a femboy or bald? do you like capybaras? how old are you and how tall are you

13:32

Exhibit #1: capybara

THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT A CAPYBARA IS BUT THEY KNOW WHAT A FEMBOY IS

13:33

Jesus H

🍒 Shiny Slurpuff; Mom Ed. 🍒

THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT A CAPYBARA IS BUT THEY KNOW WHAT A FEMBOY IS

they got their priorities straight (edited)

does this server have a 18 plus rule

the disboard listing does indeed have 18+

frog eggs

does this server have a 18 plus rule

but w/e it's not like we've been holding hands in #chill , have we

I've been holding hands with many people here

how could you

13:43

who is going to raise your tadpoles

no idea

13:46

frog dad's usually only protect their spawn while they're still in the eggs

that's how frog gangs in the frog hood are made

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hey youre not 18

14:03

are you trying to get executed

14:04

idk kind of happy about a new member but i might have to commit sin'

idk u dont have any of the checks

14:06

give me a reason to not ban u

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