coffee guzzlers cafe

BY A CHILD

09:45

Wait

09:45

Im legit at a bar

09:45

Why is there a child lmao

Ragu

Im legit at a bar

are you picking up guys

frog eggs

are you picking up guys

No

10:23

Im awkwardly sitting here while my mom talks to the bartender

Ragu

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NOT EVEN GONNA PING ME HUH

stonks

Ragu

Im awkwardly sitting here while my mom talks to the bartender

damn no cute boys therd

frog eggs

damn no cute boys therd

There was one

11:16

But I’m too chicken

Oho she so funny

11:47

Omg

11:57

I started painting a knight

11:59

the matte paint looks better in person without the flash on, it matches the shiny plastic more

11:59

and im not done

12:00

i just like the scratches on the helmet and wanted to share

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Hello

matz

Joined the server.

matz

Joined the server.

12:15

hi!

How are you!?

im ok! hbu??

Can't complain

12:17

What are your plans for today or what did you do today?

i didnt do much tbh just some quick errands and chill lol

12:20

ive been trying to find a good show/movie to watch... got any recs?

Well what are you into? Horror, old movies, romance, comedy, or all of the above and you don't really mind

i dont really mind but i really like horror and mystery

The guilty is pretty good

12:24

Its on Netflix

ooh the one with jake gyllenhaal? i've watched it it's really good!

Ah ok ok hold on let me look and see if I can find some others

12:27

This one?

ooh no i dont think ive watched that one

I thought it was really good didn't really see the end coming like that lol

12:29

But I'll talk to you later I need to go to bed

yup thanks for the rec i'll definitely check it out!

12:31

sleep well

Ragu

Oho she so funny

you kinda look like her

12:36

can you call me a fag too

frog eggs

you kinda look like her

Howww

12:38

She’s like

12:39

Pretty lmao

yes and

frog eggs

can you call me a fag too

No but I can call you stinky

12:39

your mom when I

Ragu

No but I can call you stinky

that's lame

frog eggs

your mom when I

No no

12:40

Your mom when I

cap my mother is in a healthy and happy relationship with my father

Well same here

12:40

I guess

12:40

Not really

12:40

Damn

I win

SHES MARRIED

well who else is that when I when

Um um I have an idea

zamn

Yourself

me when I

Exactly

whyre you still up

you're usually asleep at this hour

12:42

me

That is true

12:42

I’m breaking the rules tonight

scandalous

Yeah

12:42

I’m a bad girl

what're you gonna do

Probably just fall asleep

that's not what a bad girl would do tbh tbh

Shhhh

I going through more cards

Baseball???

baseball hockey football basketball

12:44

Do they all have fat asses?

some of them do

That’s a lot

yup

12:45

there's been some naughty cards in it too

12:45

which is funny

Freaky gma

frog eggs

baseball hockey football basketball

thats a lot of balls

Mmmm balls

I have balls and I like sports so I get more balls

Mmmm balls x2

12:46

But do frogs have balls?

yes

I’ve never seen em

they're small

12:47

mine aren't tho ahahahah

BAHAHAHAHA

12:47

Lies

12:47

Ur frog

nooi

U have small balls (edited)

no my balls are average to above average in size smh my head

Lies

12:48

Doubt

12:48

Refuse to believe

well any balls would be small in comparison to you so

Wow

12:49

I don’t have any

not exactly what I meant but true

I’m slow ok

because ur tall so in comparison a man's balls would be small

12:50

unless it's like Shaq

Oh

12:50

A height joke

Ragu

A height joke

yes

I’ll step on ur balls

awooga

12:51

humina humina

Me

arf arf

UR NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT

shiiiiii I'd like anything

I’ll think of something you don’t like

try me

Wait

12:53

Nvm

???

I cantttt

12:54

It’ll be too weirdddd

say ittt

12:54

if not public dm

U wish

smh

Yeah mhm that’s right

12:55

Shake ur head

I'm shaking my head rn

12:56

prolly gonna say something like you'd drug me then castrate me after

1/2 of that is correct

I'm scared

Hehehev

which part

Guess

drugs

Nope

13:05

Night night froggy

13:05

Sleep well

13:06

Ragu

Nope

16:24

Where can I buy this

Taken*

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Ooooh I’ve seen this looks cool

Ikr

16:27

Taken*

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16:51

It hasn't been raining for MONTHS wah_auby

Hellooo

16:53

My tree is back!

16:53

@Uoou-Not-the-egg

16:53

U did this?

O

Certified haiyah moment

Damn I hav to

Wat

16:54

U did it?

Mo mo moon

16:54

Nu

Hhnnggg

Probs egg

becomes a tree

haiya

16:54

I'm the moon on top of the tree

16:54

so cute

blankly stares into soleil

blankly stares back at asta

16:55

serenity

Says who, this is an intense staring content

oh

stares aggressively