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sumi 16-Aug-22 05:33 AM

fixed

YE ISNT UNCLUDED

05:33

You chAnged it thO

stop ratting me out

05:34

i will beat u

HEHE

senselessly

bet

dont tell me you're into that

05:34

LMAFSO

05:34

no

05:34

I’m not

why everyone hav weird fetishes here

05:34

o

05:34

okay lol

smh

Not me nah

i also want a girl to beat me senseless

Me

06:07

Guys I feel like I’m getting bald

^ the bald fans in this server

06:08

when sol is going bald

Can that happen to girls?

What makes u say that anyway?

Female pattern baldness is the most common type of hair loss in women. Female-pattern baldness is a pattern of hair loss (alopecia) caused by hormones, aging and genetics. Unlike male-pattern baldness, female-pattern baldness is an over-all thinning which maintains the normal hairline.

06:09

Ta da

06:09

Coz

06:09

Em

06:09

I feel like I have less hair NOOO

sumi

why everyone hav weird fetishes here

i dont think i have any at al

06:10

doesnt sound very convincing

soleil

I feel like I have less hair NOOO

rip

06:10

maybe u brush too hard

well i looked at this chart

06:10

didnt vibe with any of it

what chart

Maybe guys are lucky in that it's more socially acceptable for them to go bald

1

idk just saw it on a friends server

But bald can look good women on too ThumbsUpCat

crona

idk just saw it on a friends server

Show show show

Datura

But bald can look good women on too ThumbsUpCat

Lul

dont have it around just saw it and looked

06:12

just google "fetish chart" theres plenty

Oo

THERES SO MUCH

SPOILER

06:13

Aw it came out low res

06:13

Sadge

It looks fien when u zoom

06:13

So many letters I do t wanna read it

06:13

Lol

06:13

WHY SO MANY

06:14

FETISHE

i just scroll down

06:14

saw this

What's "Dick Nagas"

06:14

I thought that said something different at first

Dragon feetish??

theres so much fucked up stuff what is this

06:14

Wtff

Datura

What's "Dick Nagas"

Nvm u guys don't want to know

now i have to search it

Same

Datura

THERES SO MUCH

i need to do this

06:17

Finally

I'll fucking kill you (edited)

a horny test for horny

Oh you mean just the chart

LMAO

bdsm test wasnt enough

Datura

Oh you mean just the chart

BRO

1

I thought you meant Dick Nagas

HAHAHA

For anyone who doesn't wanna look it up its like some African dude sticking a stick through is his pp

06:19

Like not his urethra but like a whole ass stick though the middle of his pp

legend

Looks painful

THERE'S ONE PIC WHERE HE'S HOLDING UP BRICKS AND STONES WITH IT

sometimes i wish i was that primal

2

2

Datura

THERE'S ONE PIC WHERE HE'S HOLDING UP BRICKS AND STONES WITH IT

sumi

sometimes i wish i was that primal

This is ur sign to go goblin mode

true

06:36

time to stick a stick through my penis

Goblin mode

OWO CUDDLE @sumi

chronoa cuddles sumi~ adorable!

caps

We need a cry channel

I second

07:33

I also think it'd be a cool idea to replace emote suggestion with general suggestions maybe?

LUSI joined the server. 16-Aug-22 07:54 AM

why does every server have nsfw im so tired

Ik

08:01

Such perverts

08:02

Couldn't imagine taking part in such debauchery

everything always revolves around sex im so tired

LUSI

everything always revolves around sex im so tired

indeed

08:06

it happens

08:06

but it's better if its contained within one place instead of everywhere right?

08:06

i think the fact that there IS a singular channel for it

08:07

means this server DOESNT revolve around sex

08:07

which is your initial complaint

yeah but its just every server i join

are u daft

how can i engage in normal conversation with someone when theyre posting furry porn in the nsfw channel

08:09

its just not possible after seeing something like that

whyd u open it

i didnt

Oh haha good

idk seems like a personal viewpoint gripe

08:13

i dont think someone sexual interests defines them completely as a person

Don't, bunch of pervs in there though (edited)

well honestly i didnt even want one but people are retarded

08:14

if that isnt there some retards one way or another are going to want to either post something nsfw and wonder why we dont have one, or like an asshole theyll just ignorantly post it in some other channel

08:14

it kind of has to be there yknow

08:14

anyways i gotta walk my dog

08:14

owo kiss @sumi

chronoa kissed sumi! Cute!

and also there are non nsfw servers so look for your cup of tea instead of complaining

the non nsfw servers just dont have a nsfw channel and that shit gets spammed anyways

yeah now you see why we have it

08:17

like i just said

i was trying to talk to someone about books and some dude started posting gay porn what the fuck is wrong with people

discord mfs

08:18

dont worry are fairly civilized i think

crona

if that isnt there some retards one way or another are going to want to either post something nsfw and wonder why we dont have one, or like an asshole theyll just ignorantly post it in some other channel

i like positing nsfw in any channel

at least that we won't do

:swoleblox:

08:18

owo pat @crona

sumi pets chronoa! Adorable~

BUT SUMI Is KIND OF A FEIND (edited)

08:18

BUT STILL LOVE NONETHELESS

i love seeing discord mods seeethteeee

08:19

tell doggo sumi said hi

Yeet

LUSI

Joined the server.

crona

Click to see attachment 🖼️

️

08:27

What’s it’s name

his name is panda hes like 6 and a half

Awww

08:42

What a cutie

LUSI

why does every server have nsfw im so tired

recovering porn addict?

Taken*

recovering porn addict?

nah

08:44

i dont watch porn

08:44

just tired of seeing it everywhere

LUSI

just tired of seeing it everywhere

then mute the channel

close your eyes

Work your way to the top of every discord server and start deleting nsfw channels

sumi

close your eyes

Ok daddy

Ragu

Ok daddy

why u doing this again

10:23

Lmao

10:23

Idk I need a laugh

10:24

laugh at this silly cat

No that’s sad

10:24

Poor bb

Ragu

Idk I need a laugh

make me laugh mommy

frog eggs

make me laugh mommy

I can’t

10:25

I’m not funny

sumi

Click to see attachment 🖼️

That’s cute

my bad I forgot u are a woman

Also you’ve got it wrong frog

10:25

I’m not mommy

10:25

U r

I'm not mommy what

Yeh u r

frog eggs

my bad I forgot u are a woman

why would I be mommy

Bc it’s facts

I thought i was daddy

I sent proof

10:26

Dw ur mommy

you sent proof for what

Mom…my?

what are you if not mommy

10:28

or daddy

I’m Ragu

Where did U get this photo of me

HUH

10:55

Just when I believe u r girl

10:55

U say this

10:55

Fuiyoh

I’m not a girl

10:55

Sorry to disappoint

10:55

I’ve got a fat cock dangling between my thighs rn

Wanna sword fight

10:55

But with cocks

Time and place

Ragu

I’ve got a fat cock dangling between my thighs rn

pics

Nah

10:57

If you wanna see

10:57

u have to come and get it (edited)

time and place

Rn

11:00

At the sonic drive thru

11:00

Sorry I want a slushy

school in 5 hours

13:08

kill me now

Hope everything goes well

@Astarune https://www.reddit.com/r/indonesia/comments/wkmhcq/my_moms_dog_keep_getting_gangbanged_what_should_i/

r/indonesia - my mom's dog keep getting gangbanged what should i do

241 votes and 187 comments so far on Reddit

14:19

what do

14:20

Fuiyooh

14:30

Tell the mom to convert to islam

spending way too much time browsing https://reddit.com/r/2asia4u

🦋💙Isaac💙🦋 joined the server. 16-Aug-22 04:34 PM

🦋💙Isaac💙🦋

Joined the server.

17:12

he left lol

Yes, and that's great.

17:16

17:16

still waiting for a servant to purge server for the first time.

Uoou-Not-the-egg

still waiting for a servant to purge server for the first time.

The first "servant" who does the purge:

17:17

gotta get up in 4 and ahalf hours

17:28

i am wilin out here

17:28

owo kiss @sumi

chronoa kissed sumi! Cute!

hje dosent know

high shol in one hour

17:46

‍

owo slap @crona

sumi slaps chronoa!! That looks like it hurt...

owo hug @crona

sumi gives chronoa a big hug!

my discord just updated

19:13

feels weird now

Ain't updating for a year or more.

sumi

feels weird now

Probably looks horrible.

19:20

They will use another garbage called React Native for the apps dev.

i have auto updates off on phone but somehow they still do it

19:21

it feels like they wanted to make it more "snappy"

19:21

but it feels odd

sumi

i have auto updates off on phone but somehow they still do it

like u have to press on the icon perfectly in center for it to register

19:21

so i find myself pressing the icon like 4 times before anything happens

19:21

i exaggerated but its not good

Would go insane

19:22

Still

19:23

Ain't updating until sumi tests and reports all the bugs in the alternate reality

19:23

I have enough problems in my life to solve, Discord ain't going to be one any soon

19:24

also when someone doesnt have nitro

19:25

their banner just loads forever

19:25

like before it would just be a solid color

19:25

now its

19:25

loading

19:26

loading..

19:26

non nitro users are not important enough to have anything there

19:26

it will just load forever

19:27

(pc)

pc always superior

19:27

android

19:28

im being discriminated by discord

tongue haven't updated the discord app yet

19:30

okay, now it's consistent

19:30

guess you have to go into settings and set your color the "default" algorithm is implemented differently between macos, linux / windows, and android, lol (edited)