coffee guzzlers cafe - sunnyside-up-eggs

So we just bring up the keyboard on the table.

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Wish I could use keyboard without looking at it.

02:21

So bad that my table does not support such modifications

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Uoou-Not-the-egg

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These things are called Keyboard Tray Under Desk

02:37

Oh wlord capybara

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Give me the Christmas presents

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2

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The great capybara of aztecs temple

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Manufacture me a table

03:53

Garbage boosts garbage technology.

13:37

What a nice guys

13:39

The target is oddly specific.

lets go women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's go nice guys SleepyCatBoi

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@tongue Let's say: 1. A website shows that it gives away an item. 2. You go and add it to a cart. 3. In the checkout: The item itself is free. vip membership price auto-included of 1$. shipping price included of $2.63 4. You press the Paypal button and the paypal website's url and ssl certificate is alright. 5. Before you press the button to pay for The item it says that you are buying a vip membership and not the actual item. Question: is this a Freebie scam? Who knows. Probably nobody will ship me anything and will only collect the moneys. https://www.liveabout.com/how-to-avoid-freebie-scams-1357913

get some kb inears

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frfr

chi-fi

15:55

Ain't helping.

15:56

How can I tell a friend that this is a Freebie scam and I will not waste 3 euros

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to check that they will never ship me anything

15:57

I have already said to him that I would better use these 3 eur'os to buy bannerlord, which is an equal waste of money, but at least I'll have something.

Uoou-Not-the-egg

@tongue Let's say: 1. A website shows that it gives away an item. 2. You go and add it to a cart. 3. In the checkout: The item itself is free. vip membership price auto-included of 1$. shipping price included of $2.63 4. You press the Paypal button and the paypal website's url and ssl certificate is alright. 5. Before you press the button to pay for The item it says that you are buying a vip membership and not the actual item. Question: is this a Freebie scam? Who knows. Probably nobody will ship me anything and will only collect the moneys. https://www.liveabout.com/how-to-avoid-freebie-scams-1357913

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scsam to me

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15:59

we do not guarantee that service even works

15:59

WTH is this

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I'm so glad, you have taken a look

on checkout page

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they wrote like

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100 pages

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of "disclaimer"

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>We do not warrant that the results that may be obtained from the use of the service will be accurate or reliable

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@Uoou-Not-the-egg well, according to them, nothing about the service is accurate or reliable, including "$0,00 XD800 ultra bass headphones." (edited)

16:01

They could ship you a capybara, for all we know

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I like capybara

16:02

but they will probably ship the bones of capybara

We do not warrant that the quality of any products, services, information, or other material purchased or obtained by you will meet your expectations, or that any errors in the Service will be corrected.

16:02

true

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oh wait, it gets even better

16:03

everything except credit card number could be sent unencrypted

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maybe without ssl

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also if some accident happened you must say that they are harmless

16:04

This is such a good example of a legal scam. I woke up kind of tired to read any legal statements. and I've felt that something is really wrong

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tongue

everything except credit card number could be sent unencrypted

Well that's why I hesitated to type anything into their contact forms. They do not even seem to offer to write your credit card stuff on the first page.

16:19

Since they offered a legit paypal transfer of moneys. That's the only one I would have used, but with these kind of legal statements it's almost impossible to ask for a refund on such small amount of moneys or even a bigger ones.

tongue

everything except credit card number could be sent unencrypted

This is mostly ineffective when checking out via paypal. They probably have some text form in the next page of checkout, to collect your credit card number and other related information. (edited)

their webpage is also designed without any validation.

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i can press "complete checkout", without even filling in any of the boxes above

1

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like, you know.

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Shipping address.

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lol

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so, clearly, they are only interested in the money, and not in shipping anything real to me.

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Before we go into more detail, here are some of our key findings: US$17.36 is the average price of one stolen credit card’s information, about $0.0033 per dollar of credit limit US$171 is the average price of a physical, cloned credit card, or $0.0575 per dollar of credit limit US$197 is the average price of a hacked PayPal account or balance transfer, or 9.2 cents per dollar in the account balance Prices for stolen credit cards and PayPal accounts roughly correlate to their credit limits and account balances, respectively Compared to similar study 8 months prior, prices for credit cards fell this year by 27%, but prices for PayPal accounts went up 194%

(edited)

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https://www.comparitech.com/blog/vpn-privacy/dark-web-prices/

Dark web prices for stolen PayPal accounts up, credit cards down: r...

Comparitech researchers analyzed 40+ dark web marketplaces to find out how much your credit card, Paypal, and SSN are worth to cybercriminals

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Haven't seen a way how they could steal the credit card number, unless it is given away by Paypal itself. Maybe they just wrote some legal statements unless they start to feel like "collecting the credit cards numbers".

16:47

So, the main scam of that website is taking monies and shipping nothing. Secondary might only be a credit card collector.

16:50

Since I haven't confirmed anything or did anything suspicious, and only went on a paypal site to see what's up. I'm feeling pretty safe with my soon to expire credit card.

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The Japan's trains are pretty smooth

23:25

Would never want to be there or live there tho.

23:26

As mentioned previously many times, I dislike any kind of culture that does harm and ignores people.

23:27

Sweden is kind of better, although It's still an asocial country.

https://rustdesk.com/

RustDesk | Open source remote desktop software | The Open Source Te...

Discover RustDesk, open source remote desktop software, open source TeamViewer alternative, control your desktop remotely. You have full control of your data, no concerns about security.

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One of the better things so far, testing it right now with a friend.

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A completely working alternative to TeamViewer.

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Open Source, free and self-hosting (edited)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAdEGX_sIU

Mental Outlaw

RustDesk - The Self Hosted Open Source Team Viewer Alternative

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03:10

I'm not sure if I ever had this kind of k/l ratio

03:10

The match was kind of boring.

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Althought they all had better stats than me

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i'm glad to see you are winning, son

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03:12

What is this game count.

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03:13

He played more than 20k matches

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And he have a positive stats.

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I've only played around 7k matches

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Having negative stats

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Destroyed both of them

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Sometimes you get lucky.

03:15

Wins and loses does not show if you can play the game.

03:16

Company of Heroes is a weird game.

03:16

You can have perfect stats and still be completely destroyed by someone that played the map more than you.

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And have an essential buddy to make it all real. (edited)

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Else, it will be an annoying match.

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03:19

It's really a game where if you lose a match, you really feel bad for the rest of the day.

03:20

Both of them probably feeling messed up.

03:22

It's not a rare thing to see people ask for a rematch.

03:23

Sometimes you just get tired after playing a match for 3 hours.

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But It's highly unlikely after investing so much into a battle.

03:26

Wish someone could analyse Linux kernel this well

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04:07

Someone please walk on my back

3

04:08

Alright going to sleep before side-effects kick-in

04:08

Mimi

I might break it but sure

ah, one of those days where egg has mimi'ed earlier than me

05:14

Everyone's worried what will happen after death. I wonder what was it like before the birth. I think that could be an answer to the question of what happens after death. Nothing happens.

13:12

Not too much difference to me now, I have cookies with milk

13:15

Just stop thinking where the milk comes from before we efficiently bioengineer it from plants

13:16

Makes me vomit every time

13:17

Less goo, plant milk

Little do you people know how I like eating beans in tomatoe sauce and melons and why I no longer buying the chewing gum. I really don't know. I'm no longer excited about bubble gum. I'd like to force it, so I'd know it will help me to stay away from company of heroes and actually do the stuff I want

Uoou-Not-the-egg

Everyone's worried what will happen after death. I wonder what was it like before the birth. I think that could be an answer to the question of what happens after death. Nothing happens.

i had lots of thoughts on that before without typing 100 page essay - i believe that abiogenesis is real - i believe in cyclical model of the universe, like big bounce. - therefore, i believe that the maximum size of the universe is finite too finite size + randomness = you will eventually loop through all possible configurations due to pigeonhole principle.

13:48

before the birth, i was some molecule, in the oceans of the earth.

13:49

if you loop through all possible configurations, on iteration 1e100003, i will be you

tongue

if you loop through all possible configurations, on iteration 1e100003, i will be you

That's oddly specific

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tongue

i had lots of thoughts on that before without typing 100 page essay - i believe that abiogenesis is real - i believe in cyclical model of the universe, like big bounce. - therefore, i believe that the maximum size of the universe is finite too finite size + randomness = you will eventually loop through all possible configurations due to pigeonhole principle.

As long as we can simulate things efficiently, it can be a whatever bang

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13:57

Yeah abiogenesis seems cool.

13:58

In biology, abiogenesis or the origin of life is the natural process by which life has arisen from non-living matter, such as simple organic compounds.

14:01

Now that I know about before birth life, I really don't care about the after life stories.

i wish to be like joe

14:27

live with no regrets and burn as brightly as i can

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Made it almost seamless

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17:26

I raelly like how this turned out, I'll make the animation more static

17:28

Just look at this, the text is now more stable and very cool

17:28

Yeah it stil have some blinking between transitions

17:36

I've made it seamless (edited)

17:36

This is so cool

17:38

And it's all with GIMP and Olive Video Editor and some talented animator that took 24 hours to make an explosion and some other artists to draw the rest of the thing.

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And then me inconsistently perfecting it into seamless bullshit for 2 hours or more.

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It was all worth it

17:44

Improved the explosion, still looks little bit off

17:48

Ain't showing the next iteration as it is shameful backwards downgrade

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17:55

Alright, now we talkin'

i applaud your effort

| tougenkyou leveled up!

tongue

i applaud your effort

Well it was really important to make one

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18:17

I just realized that it's favorites and not favourites on Discourd

18:19

I'll continue being pretentious and use favorites in my own personal dictionary

18:20

Favorite without the "u" is the spelling used in the United States, while favourite is used in the rest of the English-speaking world.

18:21

I like americano version better

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Still unable to find a good song for a Before Sunrise (1995) movie edit

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18:52

I'd like to capture some 90's feeling some day SleepyCatBoi

18:52

I'm having something in my head, but I can't remember the song

18:53

So I could do an edit around it.

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19:54

someone in another server is shilling a darknet / onion routing net like Tor called "lokinet"

01:52

https://lemmy.eus/post/3510

What's the deal with SESSION, Lokinet, $OXEN and LLARP - Lemmy.eus

Lokinet is a onion-router (like tor, i2p) implementation of the LLARP protocol which tries to be a modern re-implementation of i2p. Session is a private messenger (like Signal) built using lokinet to hide metadata. If I understand correctly they have a cryptocurrency called oxen, which is earned or mined by providing servers to the loki network ...

01:52

https://docs.oxen.io/products-built-on-oxen/lokinet (edited)

01:53

very weird shit

01:53

https://oxen.io/session-lokinet

Session & Lokinet - Oxen | Privacy made simple.

Session & Lokinet

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and they're shilling this secure messenger thing

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basically if you setup a node for others to use u can get their stupid coin called oxen

01:54

so the idea is that more people will add more nodes so your connections can ping pong around more and be more anonymouse

01:55

lokinet was made by a disgruntled i2p dev

tongue

so the idea is that more people will add more nodes so your connections can ping pong around more and be more anonymouse

Ah yes, what are you going to hide, being human?

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01:59

Being a cat on the internet is hard

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And they use .eus top level domain, which is unseen for me (the lemmys) (edited)

Uoou-Not-the-egg

Ah yes, what are you going to hide, being human?

Yes, they want to hide from themselves.

Uoou-Not-the-egg

And they use .eus top level domain, which is unseen for me (the lemmys) (edited)

.eus is the top-level domain for the Basque language. The abbreviation eus comes from the Basque endonym euskara, meaning "Basque language".

02:02

What is thisss

02:03

02:04

Screams in the head

02:04

Whaa whatt is what

Language isolate

02:04

Not related to any other language in the world.

Now I know how people look at Lithuania

02:07

It's very similar complex situation.

02:07

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNF8cBSNR8

JuLingo

About the Basque language

02:09

I was like: skipping every 15 seconds and saying: "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, also don't care about Lithuania" (edited)

02:12

Boing cat

02:13

I wish I understood tech so I could join the conversation

02:13

✊

It's alright, tougenkyou is the only techlead here.

02:14

✊

You as well

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google ads thinks i'm a rich russian trying to get out of russia

Uoou-Not-the-egg

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make this into webm

tongue

google ads thinks i'm a rich russian trying to get out of russia

I use ublock origin and never get these ads

tongue

make this into webm

13:16

Doesn't make any better

13:17

Not sure what the suggestion about

13:17

15:42

The reason I will never go to Japan.

Fun fact: the QWERTY keyboard layout was actually designed to reduce the risk of jamming on early typewriters. There are other layouts like Dvorak that are easier to learn and faster. But not so much easier or so much faster to make it worthwhile to have everyone relearn and throw out millions of typewriters and keyboards. So that’s why we still use QWERTY.

(edited)

linux and dvorak.... dang dude your computer is completely secure from normies now

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People would not be able to use my computer if I learned Dvorak. I've heard that Dvorak is very efficient with English language. Which is good enough for me.

17:24

However, there are not many keyboards on the Market right now.

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So I have no choice, but to use QWERTY.

17:25

If I ever to be part of a engineering and science project in the following decades. I'll probably drop the QWERTY.

It's really the manufacturers to blame, they keep on selling QWERTY, There is absolutely no reason for them to drop the profits. Nobody wants to relearn the keyboard layout in the short term. Nobody will welcome the Dvorak keyboard layout initially. Everyone will search to buy QWERTY, due to the decades of culture. (edited)

17:35

If I had any kind of power, I'd ban QWERTY layout and would force everyone to use Dvorak or search for a better alternative.

17:40

Forgot to add some gun pointing at the QWERTY

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17:47

"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is today".

yes, i heard this theory before about qwerty, dvorak, and colemak.

Uoou-Not-the-egg

Fun fact: the QWERTY keyboard layout was actually designed to reduce the risk of jamming on early typewriters. There are other layouts like Dvorak that are easier to learn and faster. But not so much easier or so much faster to make it worthwhile to have everyone relearn and throw out millions of typewriters and keyboards. So that’s why we still use QWERTY.

(edited)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7AFutd9Gos

Kenneth Burchfiel

289 WPM in TypeRacer Using Plover Steno + How-To Guide

17:51

i should probably write all my rants in a blog somewhere.

17:51

i did the math before and qwerty is not as bad as it seems.

17:51

The slow part of qwerty is digraphs, such as "ed" which occurs very frequently in english.

17:52

ideally, you should always alternate hands to type a word as much as possible, and minimize letters in the same column of the keyboard.

17:53

for example, when typing "lo" in "lonely", the ideal way to avoid losing speed is by using ring, then middle finger.

It's really not about the speed, but if it's designed to take as little brain load in the long term and if a new recruit can master it, maintain it without much trouble. I really don't know if any such measurements were taken on any layout. (edited)

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Who knows now, the speed is not everything.

18:31

It's really the whole experience.

18:32

Of using keyboard as a tool.

Anyways, there should be some, but there is still a need for an active layout design to fit the human finger and its brain needs.

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18:57

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHdqdOOSOqc

The Sun

China vows to ‘fight to death’ & masses tanks on beaches for Taiwan...

01:33

Ukraine, now this

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01:36

Beijing is furious and has threatened to take action as it accuses the US of provoking them over the breakaway island, which the Communist Party has long claimed belongs to China.

01:37

Where is my Command & Conquer: Red Alert Grinder soundtrack

01:38

Beijing claims the island belongs to them, but the people of Taiwan say they are a separate nation.

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At least two Chinese warships - a destroyer and a frigate - have been seen lurking off the island and Chinese warplanes have buzzed close to the dividing line in the Taiwan Strait.

01:39

And chilling footage shared on Chinese social network Weibo appears to show a column of amphibious tanks reportedly massing on beaches in Fujian along the Taiwan Strait.

01:39

01:39

This is egg news

yeah, all because pelosi arrived in taiwan

03:55

Had to do this

03:58

These nightmares are better than any movies and they are free. Why did people go to the cinema in the old days, when you can just have a nightmare.

12:32

It all started with beating up a school mate with a friends and only barehands. Then it turned out we could go to jail for crippling the schoolmate and everyone were freaking out. I was about to leave the school but there already were nervous police driving in near the enterence and a red atmosphere like on mars. So I threw a Molotov cocktail there after extensive thinking which was more horrifying than this whole first person fiat. Then it all went down hill, where I've started to see perfectly synced and rowed trucks and buses driving on the road, some bus took me and I was hoping it was all just a bad dream.

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Add a comment... khabuda 11 hours ago (edited) The pattern recognition became very clear to me when I learned Morse code. The human brain takes 50 milliseconds to process and understand a sound. People regularly send and receive Morse code at 30 words per minute, which puts the dit character and the gap between all characters at 40 milliseconds. So you literally have to process sounds faster than the brain can recognize them. Over time you start to hear whole words in the code rather than individual letters, but you still have to decode call signs character by character. You basically cache the sounds in your brain without processing them, and once the whole set of characters passes, your brain is able to turn it into an idea and add it to the stack of previous ideas while your ears are already caching the next set of characters.

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